What I do: Proximity Zero. If it's closer than a parsec (3.26 lyrs) I'm not all that interested!

Life's a dance, and I've four left hooves.

A knight in Shining Armor has never had his metal truly tested.

If you happen to cry, I will be there. If you happen to smile, will you do the same for me?

The reason I write is because I want to read a story written for myself. One day, I want to read one of my own stories and say to myself "That is the best story I have ever read."

I wouldn't consider myself "insane" but I do like mlp, computer engineering, quantum physics, writing and art. So I try to do things which combine ALL those things. That's sane... right?

Deep into that dorkness peering...

Hey I write things. Like litterally all the time. Sometimes it is pony related and that ends up here. Funny how things change this used to be a sometimes thing but now its all the time.

I am not contained between my hat and my boots.

I'm not much of a writer, but if you need information on the many weapons of war that humanity has fielded over the centuries, I'm the guy to ask.

My love of MLP has been invaded by my love of futanari! Be warned. As with many of my stories, it features a character suddenly growing a penis. In my stories, futa do not always take NO for an answer

Now with a Patreon! Also at: Hidden Library, FanFiction.net.

A Dutch gentleman of leisure, living for pleasure, since mirth is my measure. Writing stories that are (mostly) unique and psychological of nature and visiting conventions whenever I can.

space is a waste

I'm the creator of Otakuworld.com, Jenniverse.com, the computer game Boppin', numerous online comics, novels, and tons of other wonderful things. I really love MLP:FiM.

She's looking at you. Yes you. And she is judging you with her eyes. There is no escape.

Stories about ponies are stories about people. Every challenge is an opportunity to change. My Patrons let me keep writing, at: https://www.patreon.com/RealStarscribe

I try to write the best I can. Feel free to leave me a comment (I prefer positive ones but any feedback is better than none at all). I appreciate stories that are well written and skillfully executed.

I write lots and lots of horse words; everything from comedy to drama. If you like what I write, please support me on Patreon.