Eternal lurker, new writer.

I want nothing more than to bring a smile to your face with a light-hearted clopfic! If you want to bring a smile to mine, leave a comment!

Long time lurker, eternal critic. Mostly harmless.

*blushes*

Writing stories out of sheer spite | Ko-Fi

Reading order/list is on the profile page or here.

Professional Lurker, specailises in proof reding

Just trying to be better.

A.K.A.: 8th-Sin "Unrelenting, both in texture and in fortitude."

I also write stories at http://forum.spacebattles.com

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'It's not about if you win or lose. Sometimes it's about how many pages you add to the rulebook.'

Like what I do? Leave a comment! All writers love comments!

Selling out has never felt so dirty.

I...I am a monument to all your sins...

Is that a terrorist?!?

I write lots and lots of horse words; everything from comedy to drama. If you like what I write, please support me on Patreon.

I like girls with dicks, if you couldn't notice. Also stories that are stupid but amusing. And stupidly amusing stories involving girls with dicks. And sometimes without dicks.

God, I'm so sorry.