Bushfires, floods, cyclones and drought. All at the same time. Australia is trying to kill us all.

I am Brilliant Blaze, I'm legally insane, and I'm bringing sleeveless jackets back.

Like my stories? Don't worry, more's coming. Don't like my stories? Eh, who needs ya?

Is that a terrorist?!?

I am a Scotsman who writes stories, not all of which are of the self-insert variety. Books are available again; check my userpage for details.

I'm British. I write crossovers with that horse show you people like. That's about it.