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Deep into that dorkness peering...

ACAB | ♠️ | A teacher, student, writer, and opinionated reader. Responsible for cleverpun's Critique Corner. | Donate via Ko-fi

I also have a SubscribeStar, because Patreon nuked me. Lesson? Do not trust Patreon.

A Day in the Life

I spent a good amount of time thinking of a witty comment for my bio, this is what I came up with.

Greetings all and welcome to my page. I tend to write stories of a darker nature though I enjoy reading a wide range of stories. I hope you find something of interest here, have a good day.

Maltrazz the Plotsmith. Writer, reader, gamer, and connoisseur of Villains. "A Hero, pony or otherwise, is nothing without an excellent Villain."

Be sure to check out some of my other stories on Fanfiction.net. Account name: Gordon Ramses.

This is fiction. But it is based...

Stay a while and enjoy your time.

Can I speak to the manager?

My Smut account... won't tell from whose account though :3

"Philosophy; it's like breaking the fourth wall, but in real life." - Mr.Stargazer

"Late night, come home. Work sucks! I know!"

I proved my namesake in a duel of honour. The crayon never stood a chance.

Technical Writer from the U.S.A.'s Deep South. Writes horsewords and reviews. New reviews posted every other Thursday! Writing Motto: "Go Big or Go Home!"

I write pony words. Millions of them. Some people actually think they might be worth reading. I am very thankful for that. Also, I have a Patreon now?

Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....

Original Works. It was a good run.

I write lots and lots of horse words; everything from comedy to drama. If you like what I write, please support me on Patreon.

Gonna try this whole writing thing again.

There really is not much to say, except I am here for the same reason I write on Fanfiction. I want to entertain you with my writing, not just detail it but make you feel that you are in the story.

Fimfiction's sexiest robot, how do you do?

I write stories so that I won't be kept awake at night with a brain full of ponies.

Doing a lot of thinking as of late. My pm box is always open if you wanna talk ^_^

Writer and fanfiction reviewer. Feel free to say hi.

YO! I write stuff. Primarily comedy for now but I will experiment with other genre's. some will go better that others.

Professional imbecile

One of these days we'll form a union, and get the fair and equitable treatment we deserve. Then we'll go too far, and become corrupt and shiftless, and the Japonies will eat us alive.

Profile of Retired Writer, Lapis-Lazuli, and his editor, Stitch / Inky. Thanks for the memories, FiMFiction.

PhycoKrusk (fi'ko-krüs'k) n. that jerk whose user page you accidentally wandered into

A Little Nonsense Now And Then Is Relished By The Wisest Men.

I'm a dorky 19 year. My hobbies include writing short stories and writing reviews for music, books, movies, and tv shows. I'm also a huge fan of Breaking Bad, The Dark Knight series, and many more.

I enjoy writing an array of topics such as horror and more. Enjoy your stay for whatever the reason!

A Brony from Colombia that enjoys writing and reading about ponies.

Thanks for sticking with me, everyone! Support on Patreon, if you'd like!

And then there's this asshole.

Well how to put this. I have no idea about what I'll be doing and when but I'll try to keep anything I do constant.

Give me one reason Celestia isn't best pony. Pro tip: You can't