A talking rifle. Gameplay programmer and aspiring writer. Writes stories with whimsical humor, stories with looming conspiracies and HiE that pokes fun at his choice of school/study.

"1/4 hipster, 3/4 kawaii"

Sometimes you sit at the screen for hours and never type a word.

*SPOILERS* ;)

There are only three real monsters: Dracula, Blackula, and Son of Kong.

Complete AppleDash fanatic!

Not a serious writer, and occasionally I create or forget about loose ends entire. That being said, I never stop trying to improve.

Retired, but I still check in.

The spaz formerly known as Waldo

"Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice. Pull down your pants and slide on the ice." ~ Dr. Sidney Freedman, M*A*S*H S3 Ep5

This is a site about Ponies..... Why is it so awesome?

Twilight floated a second fritter up to her mouth when she realized the first was gone. “What is in these things?” “Mostly love. Love ‘n about three sticks of butter.”

Death God

Proof that I'm not dead. I was just in a slumber, waiting for reason to rise again. I might have found that reason.

Vizit meh on teh web! Drax99.deviantart.com

Guess who's back? It's me, the answer is me . . . hi.

Everything I touch turns to shipfic. All my stories will be uploaded here shortly.

Well I'm just a casual fan of mlp but I do enjoy the show. I like to write stories about pony and human/furry interactions.

A guy who did pony stuff at one point.

Just your average Brony who happened upon an idea that might actually turn out to be clever enough for guys to love.