Wow · 12:54am May 10th, 2015
Long time, huh?
You mean I can write anything here and it'll be my short bio?
This one resists me. This one defies my rule. Go forth minions. Spread the word of the waffle lord.
We are growing exponentially. We have 100 followers. We shall conquer all.
I have achieved this achievement by simply being a stack of waffles covered in syrup.