“It’s terribly dangerous for an artist to fulfill other peoples’ expectations. They produce their worst work when they do that.” - David Bowie

Half the time I don't even know how I do what I seem to do so well. I try not to think too hard on it, for fear of breaking myself in the process.

Are you a Rebel?

Once upon a time, I dreamt of being a mad scientist when I grew up. After much consideration, I realised that science is quite hard. So I became a mad writer instead, which is much easier. True story.

A Little Nonsense Now And Then Is Relished By The Wisest Men.

A somewhat well known author, who is also well known for his inconsistent upload schedule. (My Patreon!)

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Give me one reason Celestia isn't best pony. Pro tip: You can't

I - am that is, My sword will wield for me.

I'm the creator and lead developer of Fimfiction

Help a good cause and donate to the Schizophrenia and Related Disorders Alliance of America today!

Just an average insane brony, doing average insane things. Professional Fanfiction Writer and Purveyor, relevant links are on my profile page.

I came and I brought bad luck...

Patreon | Ko-fi are available for subscriptions/donations! Helping pay my bills helps me write more!

She's looking at you. Yes you. And she is judging you with her eyes. There is no escape.

"Descriptive but creatively shallow and morally bankrupt."

Story Approver and formerly sometimes writer. PM me if you have a Story-related question.

"The changeling looked at the foal much like a space explorer would look at an alien life form. He resisted the urge to prod it." - Flitter

Hi! I'm some guy who flails at a keyboard and then suddenly has popular changeling fanfiction. If anybody finds out how I did it, please tell me.

Just a hobbyist writer with aspirations of making a career in it.

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Fanfic writer, gamer, and whatever other labels I'm forgetting.

Proof that I'm not dead. I was just in a slumber, waiting for reason to rise again. I might have found that reason.

Captain Cutie on duty!

Are you sleeping, are you sleeping, little bronies? We never sleep, we never sleep... So watch your back! *cackles maniacally and jumps out of window* I'M NOT PAYING FOR THAT!!

Not checking in here. I may post stories because my patrons are nice and like ponies. Otherwise out of the fandom, sorry peeps.

A fan-fiction author and game programmer that lives in Glendale, CA.