Howdy, I’m Burt.

Thank you for reading my stories! Discord: https://discord.gg/nDXd3AB

Exactly what it says on the tin.

A Day in the Life

It's not "definantly" or "defiantly" or "definately". It's "DEFINITELY". How can so many people get it wrong...

This is an account made exclusively for the Lone Blades story

Don't read my stuff if you have a weak stomach or are easily bothered by traumatic genitalia damage. That's seriously all I've got in here!

The man without a plan.

A crossover/HiE writer whose own distractions with the internet ended up with him running into ponies. And now he's a fanfiction writer.

Yo Way Yo, Home Va-Ray, Yo Ay-Rah, Jerhume Brunnen-G

A fan-fiction author and game programmer that lives in Glendale, CA.

I'm a pony playing the trombone. What more do you want? Well, I also write stuff sometimes.

I wrote hoers (Ko-Fi/Patreon)

I can hear the wind speaking to me, they say hello and goodbye.

Mentality: Wicked Age: Whatever I feel like Favorite hobbies: Ponies, superheroes, HTTYD, Kingdom Hearts, Crossovers and GAMES

Just a dude who writes mainly clop with some action and some GrimDark on the side. Also, If you don’t like futa, you may have a bad time here :P ;)

Author and dramatic reader from YouTube. All your pony are belong to us.

Compulsive writer of crossovers

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