Hello once more, loyal readers / creepy stalkers!

I thought I would update y'all on the ongoing saga of my search for the infamous Derpy Hooves (see here for details).

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Lo' all!

Just thought I'd check in- let you all know how I'm doing. The TARDIS is still a bit screwy, but this probably shouldn't be more than a week or two after my last post... or maybe a few months... definitely not any more than a year. Probably.

Anyways, on a less depressing note, I have a question for you Equestrians (he-he):

Who or what is Derpy Hooves? Or Ditzy-Doo?

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Finally figured out out how to introduce myself! How's about this:

The Doctor.

D'yah like it? I think it's short, sweet, and that little pinch of (memorable) awesomeness. I was think something along the lines of 'The Great and Powerful Whooves', but apparently some two-bit actress had taken it already. But this is better.

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So, my first blog post. Whatever shall I do? I should probably introduce myself (one has to be polite in civil company, don't-cha-know), but how to do it?

Well, I could go down the Fyodor Dostoyevsky route (which is much more fun to say when drunk, trust me), something like:

"I am a sick man . . . I am a spiteful man."

Buuuuuut... for that to work I'd need to change my name to something decidedly more Russian, and I can't be arsed. So how about the classic:

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