Horse words - consumer of many, producer of none.
Avid reader of pony words. Twidash connoisseur. Recently started pony word smithing.
Pony got those Apple Bottoms jeans, jeans! Boots with the fur - with the fur!
Hardcore animation enthusiast chilling away in this dimension and unbothered by his non-corporeal form. Also likes pastel cartoon ponies. They do that to people. And ghosts.
A writer and musician trying to be decent at both things. Here, you'll find some of my attempts at storytelling!
"As a writer I make my own rules. If I wanna start a sentence with a full stop, I will." - Garth Marenghi
I like writing about the worst day of a character's life; it lets us see the mettle inside. (Pronouns: RB/20 )
For them, a dream. Like thousands of other dreams. For you, a story. Like thousands of other stories.
Be excellent to each other, and PARTY ON, DUDES! ~ Abraham Lincoln
A pony of mystery in the darkness. Or I forgot to take the lens cap off. (They/them is fine.)
"Yeah, or maybe it's just, like, a feeling, you know?"
The hoes call me the B-1 Lancer because I offer unimpressive low-level penetration but possess a world-class rear-aspect sight picture.
When I was a lad I ate 4 dozen eggs every morning to help me get barge. And now that I'm grown I eat five dozen eggs so I'm roughly the size of a large!
Pineapple Love. Beloved Mare. Follow me on Discord: Godfrog#4197 Support me on: My patreon https://ko-fi.com/nailah
Author, Mystery Maker, Antique Machine Restorer!
"Be good to yourself, because nobody else has the power to make you happy."
Cars are still parked outside. If the rapture had happened, why was it unrecognizable? Why was the sky blue? Why did no one tell me? Do these things not announce themselves?
Writer, reviewer, creator of Filly Fantasy VI, occasional PMV maker, and uploader of mildly amusing image macros to Derpibooru. https://www.patreon.com/drakeyc
“There are three things all wise men fear: the sea in storm, a night with no moon, and the anger of a gentle man.” - Patrick Rothfuss
"Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice. Pull down your pants and slide on the ice." ~ Dr. Sidney Freedman, M*A*S*H S3 Ep5
We're going to build an exact copy of Ponyville... right over there! We've got less than a minute!
"Gather ye rosebuds while ye may, Old Time is still a-flying, And this same flower that smiles today, Tomorrow will be dying."
A man is driving home, thinking about beating his wife. Along the way, he passes a turtle. I am that turtle.
Ponies ponies ponies ponies ponies. And changelings too.
Hey, I love Jesus and I like ponies. Is there really anything more to life than that? ^_^
Author of the Commander Hurricane series (A Song of Storms), co-founder of the Price of Loyalty universe, and overall world building fanatic. Join my discord!
"Only the most subtle of references." -No fanfiction writer ever
E-mail: dave@catspawdtp.com • Discord/Bluesky: catspawdtp • DeviantArt/Ko-fi: CatspawDTP • Telegram/FurAffinity/FurryMUCK/Tapestries: Tom_Clowder • Mastodon: @tom_clowder@meow.social
There are only three real monsters: Dracula, Blackula, and Son of Kong.
It's probably safest for you to stay behind the yellow line.
I'm not a writer, so output is slow. But it has been judged adequate, so that's good for something, eh? ;)