I don't know what you're talking about, I've always looked like this.

I proved my namesake in a duel of honour. The crayon never stood a chance.

Lets just write some damn stories.

Fimfiction's sexiest robot, how do you do?

Are you ready, kids? Also a thingy so my pizza funds don't run out anytime soon.

Greetings everybody! I am a new writer who tries to create some amusement. I enjoy writing and reading stories, if you enjoy my stories give them some support and join the shadow army (=my followers).

Are you a Rebel?

Done.

I'm just a simple guy who got into ponies. Nothing more, and nothing less.