This is a bio. Fear me. Also, ponies. That is all.

You are the most talented, most interesting, and most extraordinary person in the universe. And you are capable of amazing things. Because you are the reader. And you bring our worlds to life.

Other than a Cybertronian writing utensil, I am an avid brony that is partial to writing novice-level stories whenever an idea pops into my head, whether I like it, or not. It's mostly the latter.

Not really big on fanfic writing, but when I'm in the mood I'll jot something down from time to time. I'd much rather frequent sites like YouTube, DeviantArt, and Facebook

If you're looking for something dirty and thrilling, then welcome to my library~

I'm just full of bad ideas*. *By "bad ideas", I mean stories that are pony porn. Just clarifying.

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The greatest source of inspiration for the stories I write is my insane day dreams.

So yeah. I thought I'd try my hoof at this clopfic thing.

I'm just a guy who likes writing :D

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