Part-time foalcon enthusiast. I also enjoy editing stuff sometimes. I appreciate any support you can give me!

I like writing foalcon stories, that's about it.

Call me Cheese Sandwich, cause I'm here to make you laugh!

Clop writer involving pretty much anal as my favortie topic, but enjoy writing other things as well. I do not Take Requests, Comissions are rare. This is my hobby in spare time.

Selling out has never felt so dirty.

As of October 25th, 2022, I've retired from Fimfiction. I'll miss you.

Loving Waifu | Connoisseur of Dirty Ponuts | Professional Shit Writer | Commissions: FULL | Twitter: @RimmerNsfw

I...I am a monument to all your sins...

Mistakes were made. Most of them were fixed!

I'm alive? I'm alive!

Author of the "Everyday Life With Guardsmares" greentext in the Royal Guard Mare General thread on /mlp/ and the "Red-Hot Rebound" story from /tg/

I am a man of logic and should not be taken seriously.

I tried so far… and got so hard… but in the end, it didn't even matter at all. (Direct Support)

This is fiction. But it is based...

None o' your damn beezneez~ (The super secret clop account of DerpyDitzyDerpyDo, shhhhhhh)

Just an artist here, but sometimes I write about pony plots.

Give me one reason Celestia isn't best pony. Pro tip: You can't

A Little Nonsense Now And Then Is Relished By The Wisest Men.

very good at writing very bad things

I like big ponies and I cannot lie.

Story teller at heart. I like to examine the unusual. I spend too much time being 'reasonable'. I write to play, and hope others enjoy the results.

Virtually invisible to PaulAsaran

Just some random guy. [Retired]

Waterworn doesn't mean squat when you're an eternal flame, baby!

I write pony words. Millions of them. Some people actually think they might be worth reading. I am very thankful for that. Also, I have a Patreon now?

Are you a Rebel?

A young man working his way through life and writing for fun.

Fimfic's own Twitch Whore. Catch me on stream!

I write lots and lots of horse words; everything from comedy to drama. If you like what I write, please support me on Patreon.

Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....

Too much to write; too little time

Like what I do? Leave a comment! All writers love comments!

A somewhat well known author, who is also well known for his inconsistent upload schedule. (My Patreon!)

Time flies. Have fun. Preferably not at the expense of others.

RP writer and Spacebattles

I have no earthly clue what I'm doing.

God, I'm so sorry.

Okay, I admit it, I'm probably not your mom. But odds are I'm old enough to be. Now with Patreon account (under alarajrogers) and short stories on Amazon (under Alara Rogers).

There are a lot of things this show has taught me. When I started watching, I never expected it to affect me as much as it has. But now that I'm here, I don't know what I'd do without you all!