Writer of many kinks. And if you like futa, whooooo boy are you in for a treat. http://www.patreon.com/Drace

I like girls with dicks, if you couldn't notice. Also stories that are stupid but amusing. And stupidly amusing stories involving girls with dicks. And sometimes without dicks.

If anyone recognizes me from Fanfiction.net, Hey guys! It's me.

Architect of Old Kingdom Artifacts.

Selling out has never felt so dirty.

I want nothing more than to bring a smile to your face with a light-hearted clopfic! If you want to bring a smile to mine, leave a comment!

God, I'm so sorry.

I write pony words that people seem to like. I also review fics and draw purty pictures, apperently. I'm an older fan of MLP, so expect a lot of 80's references.

What a beautiful Sunset.

Quoth the raven: "CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW" (Patreon)

Stay awhile and listen... (Patreon) (Commissions)

I tried so far… and got so hard… but in the end, it didn't even matter at all. (Direct Support)

I like big ponies and I cannot lie.

Write what you like, and like what you write.

Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....

Writing GLORIOUS trash. Nothing more or less.

...Am I blocking your view, mortal?

I proved my namesake in a duel of honour. The crayon never stood a chance.

Don't read my stuff if you have a weak stomach or are easily bothered by traumatic genitalia damage. That's seriously all I've got in here!

Can I speak to the manager?

Shut up. Just write.

I'm just a simple humorist, cartoonist, philanthropist, kinda-pissed, animator. And my love of cartoons stretches all the way to ponies. Expect PUNS.

Write stories. Acquire followers and moderate horsefame.

Former writer / owner of Family Jewels.

Like what I do? Leave a comment! All writers love comments!

I write pony words. Millions of them. Some people actually think they might be worth reading. I am very thankful for that. Also, I have a Patreon now?

This is fiction. But it is based...

Something isn't beautiful because it lasts.

Just an artist here, but sometimes I write about pony plots.

I'm a dude, he's a dude, she's a dude, we're all dudes; HEY!

An Aussie bloke doing blokey things. Reading cute widdle stories about pretty pastel ponies for instance.

LOOOOOOOOOOOOONG LOOOOOOOOOOOOONG MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!