Today's music is for all you single people out there

Which includes you and I, PT

Which is a little disappointing. If my writing were on track, I may have paired you with your mare by now.

Wait, what? Who am I with? WHO DID YOU PAIR ME WITH?!

MUSIC!

As the title says, no music this time and no comedic banter between myself and one of the many voices in my head. I leave the comedy to those funnier than I. Enjoy the first night of Yule Lads!

So, like many of you I'm sure, there is a tradition in my family to watch certain movies around this time of year.

And this particular movie has a special place in our hearts

So instead of Tacitus and I bickering

And PT trying desperately (and failing) to be funny and interesting

We want to show you a glimpse of the real Christmas

And show you how important love actually is

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So you know when you were younger and we're forced to play the recorder? Well, after all these years, I can still play this song on that poor excuse of an instrument.

Crap crap crap crap crap! I missed Day 8!

Oh oh, I've been waiting for a reason to use this!

Truly I can always count on your support. Yeah, I really have no excuse for missing yesterday. I was just...busy...

Busy playing Overwatch.

Shut up! I was doing other things too.

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*Drums being played loudly and badly*

For the love of all that's sacred, would you knock it off?!

What, you don't like my playing?

It sounds like a war drum being pounded on by an orc with brain damage.

Whatever, you just don't understand. Most great artists aren't appreciated until they're dead anyway.

I can help with that.

What?

What?

MUSIC!

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What? Were you expecting humorous banter between myself and Tacitus? We're not monkeys for your amusement. Enjoy the music.

Hey PT, I'm not all that familiar with Christmas.

It's more or less like Hearths Warming.

Yeah, but there's one thing we don't have. This Santa guy.

Oh yeah, he's great.

Uh, I'm not so sure.

What do you mean?

He's a fat guy, with a long beard, and rosy cheeks.

Yeah.

And he watches you all the time, judging you, and once a year he breaks into your home.

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Hey...Tacitus...

You okay there PT?

I just *hic* wanted to tell you somethin... Ya know what I *hic* REALLY want for Christmas?

Uh, a sense of self-respect maybe?

No silly! *hic* I want YOU for Christmas!

I think you've been hitting the eggnog too hard there buddy.

That's not the only thing I'm *hic* gonna hit hard! C'mere ya sexy stud!

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Today's song first graced my ears when I watched Rudolph: The Red-Nosed Reindeer. Not the Rankin-Bass one, the other one.

What other one?

Ya know, the one with the snow fox and the polar bear?

Uhhh...

It had John Goodman as Santa? Whoopi Goldberg as some kind of ice witch? Richard Fucking Simmons man!

Riiiight. Yeah, no one knows that movie.

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