Are you ready, kids? Also a thingy so my pizza funds don't run out anytime soon.

Fate fell short

Do I really look like a guy with a plan?

My Linktr.ee

My friends call me Spectra! Everyone else says "Ah, how did this horse get in here!?"

Property of Officer Hot-Pants.

Oui oui baguette! Honhonhonhon!

Chelis' Editor in Chief, and a Horse News writer on the side. I like animu, apparently. Send help.

Your Honor, the fish sticks are done!

The only man to get a 2015 fanfiction into the 2024 feature box | Join my Discord and come chat!

Unicorn Developer

Everyone Needs A Creeper, A Personal Space And Privacy Grim Reaper. Also Hail Minty p.s. I'll steal yo gurl, yo husbund, yo house, yo cids, yo dawg, and yo side bae

I wrote hoers (Ko-Fi/Patreon)

OTP: Rarijack ... "A good book makes you want to live in the story. A great book leaves you no choice."

Are you being good to all your internet friends, Knighty?

Supreme leader of the Union of Broviet Brocialist Bropublics. Writes tastefully smutty fics when he has time between banishing you to the Gulag and fucking your waifu.

I write. The voices command me to do so.

I deliver swift justice through the power of pizza

I finally figured out how to put this thing on my profile. This is the best thing to happen to me since Princess Celestia teleported me to Equestria so that I could romance her student and sister.

Just a random 15 year old guy. S'up?

Once more unto the breach, chaps.

Commissions are open, feel free to DM. Also maybe donate to my Ko-Fi https://ko-fi.com/thewraithwriter

Follow me and I myself will carry you to the gates of Valhalla. Where you'll ride eternal, shiny and chrome!

Not Today, Try Tomorrow

I'll think of a good thing to put in this short bio some other day.

just end my life

I go all out to change my fate, just like a mercenary earning his cash

Blah, blah, blah. Words and jokes and stuff.

Just a big, tall dumbass that is trying to write words as soon as possible... And loves games. A lot. Also, I enjoy Roleplay. Feel free to PM me about it.

Don't mind Carl. He does meth. Like, SO MUCH meth. -Officer Hot Pants

I like to cut things.... it's my hobby!!!

*Carrot Noises*

Writer/Admin/Title VII requirement for Horse News; humanized/equestria girls fanfic writer. Pardon my grit

[shitposting loudly]

God, I'm so sorry.