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A Brony of non-US origin (pause for gasps of horror),thus I spell things slightly differently. Well, not 'things', specifically, but words like surprise, colour and centre. You weird people.

I do nothing of merit. On occasion, I give the impression of being creative, but this is a deception. I am merely derivative in clever ways.

A writer who grew from their many mistakes, and who still loves ponies deeply.

Everyone's* Favorite Author | Iced Ko-Fi, scalding glances

Pinkie Pie is best pony. (Though all my fics are about Spike and Rarity.)

"The 'earth' without 'art' is just 'eh'."

Are you ready, kids? Also a thingy so my pizza funds don't run out anytime soon.

Your average fan fiction writer. I enjoy anime, music, my little pony of course.

I'll think of something to say here someday.

"Un bon mot ne prouve rien." (Voltaire)

On the Sliding Scale Of Cynicism Vs. Idealism, I like to think of myself as being idyllically cynical. (Patreon, Ko-Fi.)

A smut-peddling armchair general with a love for writing and ponies.

I am a mighty thesaurus. Rawr!

Someone once said I was passive aggressive. I disagree. I am far too impatient for that. I prefer just being normal aggressive. Don't worry about 'maybe' upsetting me, you will know.

I'm the creator and lead developer of Fimfiction