Words o' warnin', crewmates · 8:32pm Nov 19th, 2020
I went an' wrote me a porn!
Strange, innit?
Sometimes, an idea gets stuck in the ol' barnacle and won't leave a body be. That just be how it be sometimes, yarr!
Just remember: Don't do what these ponies in that thar story do. Make sure ye gets consent aforehoof. Don't leave it t' assumpions. "But it's hot!" is good fer fantasy, but not s' much fer real life.
Have a happy and hearty enjoy, me hearties! Ya-harr!
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I wanted to be the porn pirate :V
I'll never know why you didn't name this account PrescientPervert.
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It's fine
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I sails fer booty of a different kind, matey, ya-ha-harr!
(No, sorry.)