Hello everyone, I am Whitetoast of the Wonder Bread Kingdom and I'm a avant reader and am seeking to write a story or maybe a few in the coming time, This is Whitetoast signing off.

Love is always wise. Laugh hard. Run fast. Be kind.

Blep

You'll Never See Me Comin'!

Not a brony, just a reader and writer of stories. Feel free to message me even if it says I have been offline for a long time, I will reply as soon as I get the alert.

Insane, Reality-Warping Chaos God? Warring and Reunniting Siisters of the Day and Night? Vague backstories? How was I suppose to resist? My Patreon!

"I love deadlines! I like the whooshing noise they make as they fly by." -Douglas Adams

I proved my namesake in a duel of honour. The crayon never stood a chance.

I am a memebr of the Guardians of Equestria fleet on Star Trek Online

I would totally go for a cookie right now.

Howdy