Welcome to my page. I'm gonna spare you the time of reading this by telling you not to read it. But, if you're a sincere person, go right ahead.

DO NOT READ THIS. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.
I like comedies, foalcon, and completely random shipfics. If you post one of those, and it's written at least decently, you will always get an upvote and a positive comment from me. I don't like rape, dark stories, or Fall Out Equestria, sometimes I have exceptions, but usually you'll get a downvote and a bitchy comment.

My favorite pony is Fluttershy. I love the mane. Don't you just want to run your fingers through it?

Favorite non pony is Gilda. No reason. Just because.

Favorite place in Equestria: Manehattan. I was born in Manhattan, bruh.

The worst pony, in my opinion, is Rainbow Dash. Why does she have to be such a little nag?

The worst non pony is Discord. So overrated. I do like Q though.

Worst place in Equestria: Canterlot. The rest of them have clever names, and you just pick Canterlot.

Things that annoy me about MLP: Constant animation errors, boys who refer to themselves as "bronies" (works with girls and pegasisters, too), calling Minuette "Colegate", Equestria Girls, Dolls and plushies that look nothing like their actual pony characters, and people obsessing over Derpy Whooves and Discord.

Best background pony is Octavia.

Happy Winter in the United States.