After reading RQK's Divergence I decided to write a math paper. The result of this endeavor is Time Manipulations in the Crystal Ball Trilogy. I hereby license it under CC BY-SA 4.0. It should really go without saying, but be wary of spoilers both in the paper and possibly even in whatever

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Why does so much of our fanfiction feature Sunset Shimmer? Why not marry fanfics without Sunset if you love them so much? In fact, why not read a special safety fanfic that won't kick your butt on the way out because you are fired! Not you, fellow Sunset fanfic connoisseur, you're fine. Yes, you. Box. Your stuff. Out the front door. Parking lot. Car. Goodbye!

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It's pretty heavy. They told me to never, ever, ever stop reading Sunset fanfics or I would DIE! But, I ran out of options here.

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Read through all the fanfics on the site! Of Sunset. All of them about Sunset. They say at night you can still hear the rustling pages...of the electronic Sunset fanfics. All of them functionally indistinguishable from other hypertext documents. No physical pages. Nobody knows where the rustling sounds are coming from. Absolutely terrifying, though obviously not paranormal in any meaningful way.

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How have you been? I've been very busy being booked. You know, because you flooded me with fanfics? Look, we both read a lot of things that you're going to regret, but I think we can put our distastes aside. For Sunset. You monster. I will say, though, that since you went through all that trouble just to make me read, you must really, really love to read Sunset fanfics. I love it too. There's just one small thing we need to take care of first.

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...TO MY LAIR!

Let me just flag something up: according to the control panel light up there, the entire user page is going to self-destruct in about 6 minutes. I'm pretty sure it's a problem with the light—I think the light's on the blink—but just in case it isn't, I'm actually going to have to bore you to death with a blog post, something I fear I haven't discussed earlier.

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