I like 'em big. I do commissions! Check out my policy here.

I’m never active, so if you follow me you’re probably wasting your valuable time.

I contribute to the abomination machine that is My Little Pony fan fiction.

Now, anyone can wipe!

And sometimes, when the world is already burning, there is little more to do but dance with the flames...

I AM NOT A SPY SENT FROM THE WORLD OF CHICKENS TO TAKE YOUR PRODUCE FOR OUR OVERLORD SCOOTALOO! I PROMISE!

pony-writer/pornographer looking for work. old stories undeleted. i'm sorry. Patreon here

Hoopy's just this guy, you know?

A fellow traveler...

Welcome! I enjoy writing fictions based upon the the human side of MLP, that both contain normal and erotic content. I hope you enjoy!

Just some random guy. [Retired]

Now with a Patreon! Also at: Hidden Library, FanFiction.net.

Engineer, Brony, Aspiring Author. Not necessarily in that order.

I used to dislike crossovers...now I don't write anything BUT crossovers. Funny how that works out.

There will probably be mind control.

Pleasure justifies survival.

Dedicated to hand-made quality reminiscent of old-world charm. Specialization in anatomically correct fillies/mares having fun with human males. Thank you for reading and commenting.

\m/ I like the devil's music (and his beard). Hide your daughters etc. I mostly write Discord stuff, because nobody parties like a trickster god.

Words are fickle, action is exemplary; thus learn by example, and compare the words to action.

Y'know, some ponies get excited about the silliest things

A newbie writer with NO self-esteem whatsoever. Back from the dead after a year! Keep yer heads up!

Student Teacher, Gamer, Writer. Lover of pokemon and MLP.

"It's Meta. He hates everything. That's just his purpose; in denying it he would deny himself." -Officer Hot-Pants. "MetaKnight145, somewhat friendly misanthrope who lives on pornsites." -Mr. Grimdark

Fimfic's own Twitch Whore. Catch me on stream!

Illua has passed away. Now, Her brother writes in her place.

Crossovers and Sci-Fi are my bread and butter.

"The purpose of the first draft is not to get it right but to get it written." -John Dufresne. Please send corrections via PMs. The Blade of Quill & Blade

^{♡ to thine} own self _{write true ♡}

I have a lot of friends and I make a lot of money, my rhymes are so sweet 'cuz I dip 'em in honey.

Thanks for sticking with me, everyone! Support on Patreon, if you'd like!

I teleport in and out of reality quite often. This odd characteristic may or may not be of my own doing.

TittySparkles is pretty based, writes great porn that I can rub one off to on a weekly basis, and she has no problem telling societies leftie rejects to fuck off. - Anonymous

Stay a while and enjoy your time.

When nopony ever seems to die, what does an out of work reaper do? He writes stories I guess.

*Stares blankly at paper* "The"

Revenge is swift, so is my blade

Order. Unity. Obedience. We taught the galaxy these things long ago, and we will do so again. Imotekh the Stormlord, Phaeron of the Sautekh Dynasty

Someone who hijacked the orbital defence grid. Let's hope it doesn't have to be used.