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Gender: I have a big dick and I'm not afraid to use it.
Age: I can be as old as you want me to be~ *Winky face*
Occupation: Your mother. Hoboy! Please don't tell her I said that. She might spank me... actually~ Maybe telling her isn't such a bad idea.
Skin Color: I'm fucking pale. Well... not that pale. I'm Australian pale.
Country/State: Victoria, Australia.
Religion: I don't do cults.
Sexuality: I'd fuck allot of things. I'm not picky.
Q&A time! (Who the fuck would want to know about a piece of shit like me?)
What is your favorite group on the Citadel site?
Well, that would obviously be The Group Dedicated To Doing Whatever We Want Whenever We Want.
How do I sex?
You don't. Sex is you.
Can I have cuddles, please?
I'm a fucking teddy bear. I will snuggle you until you fall asleep in my arms... faggot.
Relevant:
Do you have to cuss so much?
What the fuck are you talking about? Who the fuck said that I cuss? I'll slam the cunt.
Will you have sex with me?
Only if I can buy you dinner first.
Why are you so grumpy?
Because I'm surrounded by people I hate, whilst I live a life that I hate. Oh, and I hate myself too.
Uh, I mean, daddy was mean to me! Boo-hoo!
If you could cum in one waifu, which waifu would you pick?
*Panicked indecision intensifies*
Why do you wear a Santa hat even though it's not Christmas?
It's an old gag. It's a part of the Flabby image. Ya' know?
What is your favorite song at this very moment?
The sound... it permeates my thoughts.
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I don't even know.
Twelve weeks?
And your name is Flabbergasted?
but Flabby changed his name yesterday...
the only way you could do that is if you logged on, but you haven't in 12 weeks.
what the hell is going on?!