Specialties include comedy, robots, and precision strikes to your feelings. Hobbies include hat and watch collecting. May contain alcohol.

Current Writer Self-Challenge: Write a human in equestria story I can be proud of. Stigma be damned!

If you find an instance of me being wrong, that's non-canon.

I read it for the Plot.

Puppet Master of Feels™ - Idea Bouncy-Castle of Awesome™

God, I'm so sorry.