My primary function is failure
I finally figured out how to put this thing on my profile. This is the best thing to happen to me since Princess Celestia teleported me to Equestria so that I could romance her student and sister.
I am approximately 3 seconds away from wreaking havoc on my undergarments.
Good authors too, who once knew better words, Now only use four-letter words writing prose. Anything goes.
Anyone who withholds kindness from a friend forsakes the fear of the Almighty. ~ Job 6:14