Author, dreamer, adventurer, scientist, High Prince of Appledashery, and bonafide lover of sadfics and the Great American Cheeseburger.

Death of conversation

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) How do I fly as demonstration man? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

I don't even English at all.

Confound these wretched equines! For every one I fling away, a dozen more vex me!

No bio here. Just a box.

In search of the perfect riff

I write stories, but that's when I make the effort and I'm NOT writing a secret story.

"We are all born mad. Some remain so." -Estragon, Waiting for Godot

A writer of primarily dark fics, who lives in Australia and hopes to become a published author. Current main project is Conviction, one of the sweetest little stories ever written.

He who overcomes shall inherit all things.

I <3 GAMMA RAYS

A Young Homosexual Alone in The Corner, Crying – Suttree, Cormac McCarthy.

The monster sort, not the pram sort.

- No Bio provided. Dia II is better, anyway. -

Scootaloo is the bestest and greatest crusader. Sweetie Belle is nothing but a dog's chew toy--one of the squeaky ones--given life, and Apple Bloom just sucks.

I am the Storm Scribe. Let my words thunder across all creation! Let my imagination rain down and bring life to new worlds and adventures. Above all else, may you enjoy what meager gifts I bring...

Writing graduate who loves cartoon horses and all manner of silly things. Occasionally writes serious stories. A divine Swedish woman drew this avatar.

I am a thousand tiny ponies operating a mobile human suit for giggles.

The last time I was in an orgy, three people died. It was a good day for me.

"Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice. Pull down your pants and slide on the ice." ~ Dr. Sidney Freedman, M*A*S*H S3 Ep5

A talking rifle. Gameplay programmer and aspiring writer. Writes stories with whimsical humor, stories with looming conspiracies and HiE that pokes fun at his choice of school/study.

A crazy winter lover who likes to write, blog, and cartograph about the fun and inconsequential.

My Linktr.ee

Or rope. I got some quality rope. Made for a man who's devoid of hope, like you are. My buddy, Michael-

I believe it but I don't understand.

...As if I am expected to write an acceptable biography about myself with only a mere 200 characters? Don't be ridiculous!

I like to write the stories, they're so good they make the heart want to sing.