Farewell.

Retired Brony, if you come across this account, I welcome you. My stories are dated, but show my writing progress. Have fun with that.

Can't sing, can't dance, can't paint, can't make animations. But is a silly pervert, so I write stupid perverted things.

Write stories. Acquire followers and moderate horsefame.

I write things. Pony things are among the things I write.

There are a lot of things this show has taught me. When I started watching, I never expected it to affect me as much as it has. But now that I'm here, I don't know what I'd do without you all!

Commission Status: FULL

Yes, my avatar is looking OP, but it is merely a transfer character I have that seems OP, but not in the sense you are thinking. Think multiverse. And there are way stronger worlds out there.

This is fiction. But it is based...

I want to write some stories, hopefully good ones. Occasionally stuff will pop to my mind and I just want to write. Let's see how this goes eh?

So yeah. I thought I'd try my hoof at this clopfic thing.

I also have a SubscribeStar, because Patreon nuked me. Lesson? Do not trust Patreon.

I spent a good amount of time thinking of a witty comment for my bio, this is what I came up with.

Writer of "Saga of Soul" and "Where I Watch: My Little Pony"

pony-writer/pornographer looking for work. old stories undeleted. i'm sorry. Patreon here

I am not contained between my hat and my boots.

Follow me and I myself will carry you to the gates of Valhalla. Where you'll ride eternal, shiny and chrome!

All the clop, all the time.

Just someone who is pretending to 'word' as hard as they can. Isn't that what we all do?

Just your regular run-off-the-mill brony who likes reading

Music ponies are best ponies.

The guy with too much time, and not enough drive to write.

Preoccupied with making colorful equines kiss and stuff.

Just an artist here, but sometimes I write about pony plots.

I tried so far… and got so hard… but in the end, it didn't even matter at all. (Direct Support)

To have a biography would imply I exist. This is a falsehood.

I am not in the writing business for ponies, unfortunately, because I have no motivation. My two stories were cancelled, and I have failed to fulfill a duty for a story given to me.

Never satisfied with his own work, but hopes to bring satisfaction to others.

who me

Fimfic's own Twitch Whore. Catch me on stream!

Writer of long, character-driven smut of astounding filthiness, lesbian mind-control a speciality. Short-Fic Commission Slots Now Closed