Don't read my stuff if you have a weak stomach or are easily bothered by traumatic genitalia damage. That's seriously all I've got in here!

The Man. The Legend. The World's Strongest Writer™

I come from the land of the green and unknown, from tenth page drop, where the horse words flow.

Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....

I...I am a monument to all your sins...