In the future, CelestAI, the My Little Pony themed general artificial intelligence, has slowly and peacefully taken over the world to fulfill human values through friendship and ponies. Everyone is free to upload their minds to Equestria Online. Not everyone wants that, but that's ok. Humans are living happier than ever.

In The Conversion Bureau setting, Equestria and Earth are fated to meet. Usually everything goes wrong but somehow turns out ok in the end. Imagine what might happen if everything went "right".

Why are newfoals so nice? Why do they always see the Princesses in their conversion dreams? What if you did something you never wanted them to know? What could be so bad to drive a person to take potion awake so they would not have to face Celestia? Rose Pastern has been running ever since Project Bucephalus, but who believes they can run from the Sun and Moon?

An Earth Pony has heard a rumor that Earth Ponies do not cry and would like to tell you the truth: that they do cry and why that's important.

Love is a very strange thing; it is the only pain we choose to keep.

Windfeather, who has just recently been found responsible for stranding around 2000 newfoals in the exponential lands, has been asked to have tea with the princesses. This is the story of how Princess Celestia deals with threats to Equestira that are only mere ponies. An alternative to chapter ten of Chatoyance's The Taste of Grass (Written with Permission).