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You'll Never See Me Comin'!

I am the lucid dream

Hello there! Just your average brony from Canada. I'm a self-admited geek and hopeless pedant. French is my first language but I'm NOT from France. All hail the Province of Québec!

I'm still alive, probably.

In weirdest day, in strangest night, no bad mood shall escape my sight, let those who cry in lonely spite, beware my shippings, Bronyparasite's might!

"Never let your fear of being criticized stop you from expressing yourself through art." ~Fluttershy.

I came and I brought bad luck...

Maltrazz the Plotsmith. Writer, reader, gamer, and connoisseur of Villains. "A Hero, pony or otherwise, is nothing without an excellent Villain."

Not much to say about myself at the moment, other than my mind really does always go blank when asked to describe myself, alas.

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Just a nice, polite Canadian.

Story Approver and formerly sometimes writer. PM me if you have a Story-related question.