It's fanfiction all the way down.

TD writes and reviews pony fanfiction, and has a serious RariJack addiction. Send help and/or ponies.

Don't mind me, I'm just sitting here and working on stories with a religious fervor.

Forget not that I am a derp.

There are a few Jakes on this website. I'm the ginger one.

I love psychology and writing. I tend to write origional/experimental stories. I am the head of the School for New Writers and the EFNW writing track. My new favorite quote is "Why so ˈsir-ē-əs?"

I'm many former things.

It's one thing to create/throw already-established characters in a story of some kind. It's another thing to develop those characters, regardless of the situation they're in.

I'm a writer of fluff, kibitzer, and especially interested in canon AU: Equestria Girls, the comics, etc. They are fun to play with.

Success is 10% luck, 20% skill, 15% concentrated power of will, 5% pleasure, and 50% pain.

So long and thanks for all the fics!

"When I became a man I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up.” - C.S. Lewis

The police belong to the people; and the people belong to the police.

Are you a Rebel?

You call this romance, Charlotte?

Ask your doctor about DERPIPONE(TM)!

Night-horse is not entertained.

That semi-known writer with a few successes and an admin for Rage Reviews.

I am a fan of many things, particularly the fine works of Sir Terry Pratchett (may he rest in peace). After spending a long time lurking, I have elected to create an account.

Twilight floated a second fritter up to her mouth when she realized the first was gone. “What is in these things?” “Mostly love. Love ‘n about three sticks of butter.”

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If you are enjoying my stories, I thank you. Nothing means quite as much to me as someone really appreciating what I put out into the world. So, from the bottom of my heart... Thank You.

I am not contained between my hat and my boots.