wtf are u doin here, get off my board normies reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Perfect has seven letters and so does meeeeee. Ko-fi|Patreon

TD writes and reviews pony fanfiction, and has a serious RariJack addiction. Send help and/or ponies.

Forget not that I am a derp.

I am a Scotsman who writes stories, not all of which are of the self-insert variety. Books are available again; check my userpage for details.

What to do with my life now

Learn to love the writing, of telling a story that you want told, and not the recognition that comes with it. When skill and passion atrophy, write for yourself, and in time, you'll inspire others.

Mostly harmless.

A smut-peddling armchair general with a love for writing and ponies.

Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....

I fooled you. I fooled you. I got horse stories. I got horse stories. I got all horse stories.

Moved on.

Just a girl doing her best to write semi-entertaining whatnots. I'm a female brony, not a pegasister ...Get it right.

I write sins... NOT tragedies. Link to Patreon

I'm an avid reader and first time writer of pony fics with a love of clop! Purple horse is best <3

Does this look infected to you?

I'm just full of bad ideas*. *By "bad ideas", I mean stories that are pony porn. Just clarifying.

I am no one.

The magic comedy hoers.

Writer, blogger, saucy chat mom, occasional bitch. Hablo español. She/her/ella.

"Comfortable and evocative." --Poptartttt

Yea, I'm a writer and I occasionally freelance as an editor or collaborator.

* EQD Blogpony * Best Author nominee: 2013 Pony Awards * Thirteen time featured writer on Equestria Daily * Panelist: Ponycon AU 2014/2015, Salvagecon, and Alicon 2018/2019.

I'm a writer mostly into gritty, down-to-earth war stories with all their gruesome details and the like. Also, crossovers are apparently the only thing I can write about, doesn't stop the fun there.

Yo! *Waves at reader*

Machine-God be praised. Also, call me "Mago-Five" and I'll forcefully shove a chainblade mechadendrite up your rectum. I mean it. Don't do it.

I poni. I poni all over the place.

Something-something horse narrations.

Shut up. Just write.

Thanks, but please don't send me cash "tips." Instead, support this charity: The Fletcher Street Urban Riding Club.

My name is Donny's Boy. I ship ponies.

Come what may and test what will, I always find peace in some form of writing. Be it famous, hidden, or simply my own, it is and forever will be a sanctuary.

Story teller at heart. I like to examine the unusual. I spend too much time being 'reasonable'. I write to play, and hope others enjoy the results.

Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

I write lots and lots of horse words; everything from comedy to drama. If you like what I write, please support me on Patreon.