"Fine. I'll do it myself." -Horndog (the recently revived fetish-powered zombie resurected by the power of the mighty Model M), having run out of porn containing his specific fetishes.

Cherish the thought.

Our job is not to give readers what they want; our job is to show them things they never imagined. --Walt Williams

I like women

I wrote some stories for you. I hope you enjoy them.

I'm not the best writer, but I can write.

Your worst fantasy.

Caw caw?

A web developer whose writing process occasionally looks like Pinkie's infamous Party Of One thanks to characters deciding to derail his fics when they feel they make more sense that way.

"Do it with love, do it with passion and never dream small!” - Author, Designer & Creator - Patreon/Ko-Fi

Love is a verb, not a noun.

No relation to FanOfMostEverything.

Proverbs 17:17 || DM me over staff related issues.

"I still can't wait to lose my virginity conquering Poland with Goldenwing." - /mlp/

I'm the creator and lead developer of Fimfiction

I'm not an alt! You're an alt! The whole darn system is an alt!

We'll write or draw anything for you. Even wholesome, consensual cuddle-sex. If we have to.

PRONOUNCED: sem ee yawn || any character i ever write, ever, is 18+ unless explicitly stated otherwise

Dethrone the dictaphone, hit it in its funny bone, that's where they expect it least.

Don't make the same mistake I made, kids; When the police shout "drop it!", that doesn't refer to your pants.

Some of them want to use you, some of them want to be used by you/Some of them want to abuse you, some of them want to be abused.

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Part time writer, full time ded

An alt for porn commissions.

Writer, reviewer, creator of Filly Fantasy VI, occasional PMV maker, and uploader of mildly amusing image macros to Derpibooru. https://www.patreon.com/drakeyc

It's fanfiction all the way down.

i arts, and apparently write.

"Show my head to the people, it is worth seeing." - Georges Danton

No.

Singer, entrepreneur, dreamer, nerd, occasional author, and very proud of all of it.

Too much to write; too little time

Love makes ghosts of us all.

Writer of long, character-driven smut of astounding filthiness, lesbian mind-control a speciality. Short-Fic Commission Slots Now Closed

I tried so far… and got so hard… but in the end, it didn't even matter at all. (Direct Support)

Eeyup. (Genuinely, though: Welcome. I hope my stories – when they get around to existing – meet your expectations.)

Dude living in Michigan. Been writing since middle school. I love games and playing piano. Married to a lovely artist.

very good at writing very bad things

My name is Violet, I'm a transgender fanfic writer and aspiring artist from Sindelfingen, Germany. I'm a mare of many facets, I hope you'll want to learn about them all!

Fimfic's own Twitch Whore. Catch me on stream!

A guy who occasionally likes ponies but always loves pirates.

I'm just a simple humorist, cartoonist, philanthropist, kinda-pissed, animator. And my love of cartoons stretches all the way to ponies. Expect PUNS.

Are you not entertained?