Here, I'll keep it short and simple: I am a fellow: gamer, cartoon fan, aspiring writer/poet, cat-lover, dog-lover (For the cats vs dogs thing, I'd go with loving both), and a bunch of other stuff.
With a force of a thousand Derpys we shall conqueror the world. Nothing can stop us from our dreams of free muffins for the world. (Twilestia is Bestia)
All will bathe in the prettiest of flames. On a break from fim for a while.