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Death smiles at us all; all a man can do is smile back.

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On a morning like any other, two sapient cupcakes barge into Sugarcube Corner, believing it to be a kingdom.

However, after finding out the horrible truth about what happens to cupcakes, they attempt to overthrow Pinkie Pie and stop the production (and consumption) of cupcakes once and for all!

Edited by James Fire.

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Rarity buys a rhinoceros to act as a guard pet for the Carousel Boutique.

It goes about as well as one would expect.

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On a day like any other, one of Jupiter's moons—Europa—appears above Equus.

And it's going to hit

With the clock ticking, Princess Cadance must find out why it's here, and if there's any way to stop it from obliterating all life on Equus.

Proofread by James Fire in the comments section.


Written in celebration of hitting 100 followers.

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This story is a sequel to Princess Celestia vs. A Cockroach


After a long night of work, Princess Luna goes back to her bedroom, only to find a house centipede near her nightstand. Naturally, she handles the situation as most ponies wouldn't, and brings it to her sister.

Reading by Wolf newman.

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After a long night of driving, Sunset Shimmer and Twilight Sparkle stop at a hotel. Inside, they meet the hotel's owner—a peculiar man named Harold.

However, in order to stay at the hotel, they must stay for five days. Realizing the warmth of the indoors beats the inside of a car, they decide to stay at Harold's Homicidal Hotel of Happiness.


Edited by TheWraithWriter

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Sunset Shimmer is replaced by someone who's on fire.


Inspired by one of my favorite stories on here, WWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOO.

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This story is a sequel to How's This For A Stinging Sensation?


Princess Celestia encounters a cockroach after making her breakfast. Naturally, she handles the situation like most ponies would.


Reading by Wolf newman.

Reading by LazerPewPew.

Reading by Lead Bread.

Reading by TheCaptainSand - Scarlett Blade.

Cover art also courtesy of Wolf newman.

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On a day like any other for a Grey whose job is to claim lunar objects for the Grey Line empire, Pyerion happens to land on the moon of Equus, only to discover an obstacle.

Princess Luna has taken up temporary residence there.

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Heartless Bastard—in an attempt to win over Fluttershy's heart—punches her in the face.

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After being banished by Viz'aduum the Watcher from Karazhan, Prince Malchezaar encounters King Sombra in a dark cave.

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