For as long as I can remember I've always had this powerful desire to make people laugh.

Too much to write; too little time

They were all in love with 'Shy and they were drinkin' from a fountain that is pouring like an avalanche comin' down the mountain.

YO! I write stuff. Primarily comedy for now but I will experiment with other genre's. some will go better that others.

Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....

I tend to be more romantic than I am poetic.

Okay, now I know the empty bottle of whiskey on my desk 'looks' bad, but there's a perfectly sober explanation.

Just an artist here, but sometimes I write about pony plots.

Expat American brony living in Germany. Occasionally, I write smut or read something that isn't smut.