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I take bad ideas way too seriously.

I write stories so that I won't be kept awake at night with a brain full of ponies.

Hey all, I'm billymorph, a semi-professional writer, self-published author and full-time pony fan. If you enjoy my work, please support me on Patreon!

Black Lives Matter. Good things are good, actually. I write about wizards and wizards' apprentices. 90% of prophecy is just pattern recognition.

Fiction reader. Now, also a writer.

Just a hobbyist writer with aspirations of making a career in it.

Having fun by taking silly cartoon ponies way too seriously.

So long and thanks for all the fics!

It's fanfiction all the way down.

One of these days we'll form a union, and get the fair and equitable treatment we deserve. Then we'll go too far, and become corrupt and shiftless, and the Japonies will eat us alive.

"Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice. Pull down your pants and slide on the ice." ~ Dr. Sidney Freedman, M*A*S*H S3 Ep5

Young(ish), free and most definitely single. (Thank you for your time and effort, but no thank you.) Live south UK and work evening shifts, something which plays havoc with my writing.

Writer of stories!

Lecturer by day, pony word peddler by night.

Story teller at heart. I like to examine the unusual. I spend too much time being 'reasonable'. I write to play, and hope others enjoy the results.

I have no earthly clue what I'm doing.

Nothing special here, move along, nothing to see, just ignore the lump under the sheet and the red stuff...

I am a mighty thesaurus. Rawr!

Now with a Patreon! Also at: Hidden Library, FanFiction.net.

On the Sliding Scale Of Cynicism Vs. Idealism, I like to think of myself as being idyllically cynical. (Patreon, Ko-Fi.)

loves tiaras.

Prithee and well met, thou tempestuous witch of storms, to alight so delicately upon the jet streams of the cerulean sky. Welcome to Spirit Airlines.

A Little Nonsense Now And Then Is Relished By The Wisest Men.

'Visions are worth fighting for. Why spend your life making someone else's dreams?'

>_> ... Well, look at that.

“The soul becomes dyed with the colour of its thoughts.” -Marcus Aurelius, Meditations

Are you a Rebel?

All shall know me as Vlad-Daddy.

I proved my namesake in a duel of honour. The crayon never stood a chance.

Stories about ponies are stories about people. Every challenge is an opportunity to change. My Patrons let me keep writing, at: https://www.patreon.com/RealStarscribe

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I write lots and lots of horse words; everything from comedy to drama. If you like what I write, please support me on Patreon.

Not a changeling.

Too much to write; too little time

A crossover/HiE writer whose own distractions with the internet ended up with him running into ponies. And now he's a fanfiction writer.

It's raining. It's always raining D: Why did I move here again...

☭Join the Party☭

Is that a terrorist?!?