Scootaloo is the bestest and greatest crusader. Sweetie Belle is nothing but a dog's chew toy--one of the squeaky ones--given life, and Apple Bloom just sucks.

Beneath the microscope, you contain galaxies.

I write stories about pony superheroes and cruel and unusual tragedies and pony superheroes who suffer cruel and unusual tragedies. I'm currently looking both fine and OK.

[center]Bye guys[/center]

Be excellent to each other, and PARTY ON, DUDES! ~ Abraham Lincoln

I'm older than your average brony, but then I've always enjoyed cartoons. I'm an experienced reviewer, EqD pre-reader, and occasional author.

Thanks, but please don't send me cash "tips." Instead, support this charity: The Fletcher Street Urban Riding Club.

Moose lips sink ships!

tacos is the new muffins!

space is a waste

Hello? Is... is this thing on? The red light means it's on, right? Or do I... I have to push a button, don't I? Well, which one? There's like ten! The black one? They're all black!

[center]I have no idea what I'm doing.[/center]

Stories about ponies are stories about people.