So, what to say here?

Starting over from scratch. Sorry.

I'm just some 29-year old dude from Canada hoping to become a screenplay writer one day. That's all.

Showing you the darker, more realistic side of MLP in my writing. Smoking, swearing and being a bastard, but that's nothing new with me. Got a cigarette?

It is my job to transform adventurers like you into random Guards.

KFP-Empleado.

I shall vow to follow everyone.

[2/19/2014 9:24:53 PM] Merlos The Mad: Turtle, word on the street is your being you [2/19/2014 9:24:56 PM] Merlos The Mad: stop that

I will follow you. No matter what. I am the follower. I enjoy everything, everyone, and I will become the best follower ever.--The Follower

I love donuts and ponies, therefore i am a dony.