A fan-fiction author and game programmer that lives in Glendale, CA.

Just a nice, polite Canadian.

A smut-peddling armchair general with a love for writing and ponies.

Other than a Cybertronian writing utensil, I am an avid brony that is partial to writing novice-level stories whenever an idea pops into my head, whether I like it, or not. It's mostly the latter.

I tried so far… and got so hard… but in the end, it didn't even matter at all. (Direct Support)

Never satisfied with his own work, but hopes to bring satisfaction to others.

Having fun by taking silly cartoon ponies way too seriously.

Profile of Retired Writer, Lapis-Lazuli, and his editor, Stitch / Inky. Thanks for the memories, FiMFiction.

Nothing special here, move along, nothing to see, just ignore the lump under the sheet and the red stuff...

Selling out has never felt so dirty.

I want nothing more than to bring a smile to your face with a light-hearted clopfic! If you want to bring a smile to mine, leave a comment!