There ain't no rakes on the grape train!

A fan-fiction author and game programmer that lives in Glendale, CA.

Just a simple soul figuring out adulthood and attempting to bring a smile to your face with some stories. So grab a snack, sit back, and enjoy.

I'm just your typical, 32 year old Michigander brony and Batman-obsessionist.

You're the last one, complete the fan fiction!

As you might have noticed; i am a Ditzy finatic. (what? she's flippin awesome!) I enjoy writing Fanfics, and will continue doing so until i get good enough to publish a full story.

I'm The Sentient Cloud, a now-retired fanfiction writer from New Zealand. If you're looking at this, then you've probably already found your way to either "The Piano Man" or "Those Who Came Before".

Fimfiction's sexiest robot, how do you do?

Started from the bottom now we're still at the bottom.

Some random college guy that likes Superman, MLP, and Star Trek. I write occasionally in the hope that someone somewhere will like it.

That's for me to know and for you to find out.

I'm the bucking queen of talons.

"If you've never had Cassius review your story...think carefully because it is a haunting experience that will scar you for life." -Cold in Gardez

Xaquseg is the system administrator for FIMFiction, as well as various misc. development, especially related to security. Non-technical problems are probably best asked to other staff members.

Writer, Aspiring Novelist, Animation Enthusiast

I used to be relevant!

If you have any issues with getting your story on the site or any personal issues (eg: depression), PM me. Please don't add me to random Skype groups without asking. Thank you.