Just some random guy. [Retired]

Escaped SCP: Always running, never stopping

I'm a young editor and reviewer, who's open to anyone and any story who wants corrections. But, I'm still fun :D

I've never seen a place that's quite like this. Everything is turned around; this crazy world is upside down.

[center]Bye guys[/center]

I like to quote Jaden Smith in my works.

A guy with too much time on his hands. Enjoys writing and over-analyzing things.

I like girls with dicks, if you couldn't notice. Also stories that are stupid but amusing. And stupidly amusing stories involving girls with dicks. And sometimes without dicks.

A writer is a person for whom writing is more difficult than it is for other people. -Thomas Mann

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My mask protects me from gas and Internet gnomes. What's your mask?

What? You expect a trick? Go talk to another Zman, I'm busy.

This sentence is false.

Not a serious writer, and occasionally I create or forget about loose ends entire. That being said, I never stop trying to improve.

Life is like a crop. Beings grow and spread like wheat on a field and it's my job to make sure that those wheat get harvested.

Hi! Have a smiley! :)

Orewa, O Chin Chin Daisuki.

I write a variety of story types and often have more ideas than I know what to do with. If you like what you see, don't be afraid to drop a review.

My friends call me Spectra! Everyone else says "Ah, how did this horse get in here!?"

You ever wonder why we're here?

Fimfiction's sexiest robot, how do you do?

Yea, I'm a writer and I occasionally freelance as an editor or collaborator.

"Violence for violence is the rule of beasts" - Barack Obama

I mainly write weird stuff. Fimfic equivalent of how2basic

Dragons and Foxes and Ponies, oh my!

Primarily a HiE writer. Enjoys food. Yes, I'm ginger. British. Food.

I write. Some say I write well. I'll leave that up to you.

I mainly write porn, it's all in good fun.

is just dancing through life.

In the rays of the sun I am longing for the darkness

I am the darkness, the evil in men, the heart and mind of the swarm. Hatred is my sword, and heavy metal is my shield. You don't like me? too fuckin' bad.

I find your lack of faith disturbing

Moved on.

Hello!So people have bugged me about a FimFiction account for a while now and I've finally decided to get one. Anyways, I suck at these bio things so... yeah.

Writer of fics large and small

The High Pope of Antagonistic Advocacy

I am a thousand tiny ponies operating a mobile human suit for giggles.