Kinky writer with a heart of gold! A literal heart of gold, sitting on her desk, somehow it is still pumping blood... Anyone needs a heart of gold?

We don’t call it a comeback.

I want nothing more than to bring a smile to your face with a light-hearted clopfic! If you want to bring a smile to mine, leave a comment!

Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....

Half of everything is luck, James.

who me

Just an anonymous clop artist who's trying his hand at clopfic. Most of the clopfic stories around here are all build-up, and only a little sex. My focus is different. Not romance. Hardcore sex.

I like writing, plain and simple. I've been doing it for at least ten years, and I love sharing my work with others. Mostly clopfics here, but some other stuff too.

I was just doing my imitation of Mystery! Weesnaw! "Well, keep working on it. That was terrible."