I actually am a scientist!

seriously delete this shit please

I used to be relevant!

time is a crime

The High Pope of Antagonistic Advocacy

Thanks, but please don't send me cash "tips." Instead, support this charity: The Fletcher Street Urban Riding Club.

Hope you laughed or learned something.

irresistible

I type stories using my hands

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I fooled you. I fooled you. I got horse stories. I got horse stories. I got all horse stories.

Also known as "TtheWriter" on youtube, if you're into Dungeons and Dragons stuff. :3

space is a waste

A fan-fiction author and game programmer that lives in Glendale, CA.

RIP DarkWing's Writing. We Hardly Knew Ye.

loves tiaras.