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Part-time foalcon enthusiast. I also enjoy editing stuff sometimes. I appreciate any support you can give me!

We're going to build an exact copy of Ponyville... right over there! We've got less than a minute!

Welcome back to the cum zone

Welcome to the cum zone

What adorasexy thing should I turn you into today? Now with Patreon & Ko-Fi!

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Don't read my stuff if you have a weak stomach or are easily bothered by traumatic genitalia damage. That's seriously all I've got in here!

I...I am a monument to all your sins...

O.F.P.

I'm a shameless neckbeard who has a knack for writing a LOT of smut. I have an Official Patreon page (Patreon.com/TheVClaw), and I also take commissions to help support myself as a freelance writer.

I write low quality fan fiction stuff.

A Warning to Others

I write lots and lots of horse words; everything from comedy to drama. If you like what I write, please support me on Patreon.

Selling out has never felt so dirty.

“What all the wise men promised has not happened, and what all the damned fools said would happen has come to pass.” ― William Lamb Melbourne

I want nothing more than to bring a smile to your face with a light-hearted clopfic! If you want to bring a smile to mine, leave a comment!

Writer of kinky horse words, and less kinky comments that can be longer than some entire fics.

Too much to write; too little time

Just a silly, glowing changeling OC that likes stories that involve ponies kissing, as well as 'other' things.

The writing account of Deus Ex Equus.

Writer, reviewer, creator of Filly Fantasy VI, occasional PMV maker, and uploader of mildly amusing image macros to Derpibooru. https://www.patreon.com/drakeyc

The purpose of a story is that it's a story. It can be more, but it can never be less.

Author and dramatic reader from YouTube. All your pony are belong to us.

I spent a good amount of time thinking of a witty comment for my bio, this is what I came up with.

I have gone to find myself. If I get back before I return, please keep me here.

If you're looking for something dirty and thrilling, then welcome to my library~

I write what makes me happy. Hope it makes you happy as well!

I also have a SubscribeStar, because Patreon nuked me. Lesson? Do not trust Patreon.

What a beautiful Sunset.

I love sporks. And I love soup. Those two things unfortunately don't go together very well.

Perfect has seven letters and so does meeeeee. Ko-fi|Patreon

Still tired. Still writing. Patreon

Never satisfied with his own work, but hopes to bring satisfaction to others.

I write horse words.

I tried so far… and got so hard… but in the end, it didn't even matter at all. (Direct Support)

I am never serious.

The Man. The Legend. The World's Strongest Writer™

Just another semi-successful clop writer

One of these days we'll form a union, and get the fair and equitable treatment we deserve. Then we'll go too far, and become corrupt and shiftless, and the Japonies will eat us alive.

MUSTARD IS BEST PONY. MUSTARD GOES WELL WITH ANYTHING. MUSTARD IS TART AND DISGUSTING ON ITS OWN.

I do nothing of merit. On occasion, I give the impression of being creative, but this is a deception. I am merely derivative in clever ways.

A smut-peddling armchair general with a love for writing and ponies.