I've got Shining Armor tied up in my basement for molestation purposes.

The Man. The Legend. The World's Strongest Writer™

Big fan of fantasy and lesbians. If you want magic, lesbians, or ponies, you've come to the right place. Follow me itch.io if you want to see my visual novels. https://thecrimsondm-vanillia.itch.io/

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I work at Hasbro

The joke is the only one I pimp out is myself. Commissions are Open.

I just headbutt the keyboard till my ideas spill out into writing. Sometimes it works.