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The Cloptimist


do not mistake peace for quiet

Dec
20th
2020

Solving an unexciting mystery · 9:12pm Dec 20th, 2020

So, I'm still unwell, but on the plus side I'm not getting worse, which was the doctor's key decider as to whether I'd potentially be spending Christmas in hospital. Which is... yay?

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Dec
15th
2020

December update · 1:21pm Dec 15th, 2020

So, I've been ill. Signed off work until the New Year. Yay.

(I had a negative COVID-19 test last month, but was then diagnosed with a nasty chest infection. I'll be back. Too many stories left to tell.)

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Nov
20th
2020

Old music from my favourite band ever, shared for no reason at all · 4:15pm Nov 20th, 2020

No reason at all.

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Oct
30th
2020

bits and pieces · 2:41am Oct 30th, 2020

The best way to grow as a writer, I'm told, is to challenge yourself. Deliberately try to do something different. Unfamiliar genres, Oblique Strategies, artificial conditions, whatever.

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Oct
10th
2020

10 · 5:17pm Oct 10th, 2020

It feels wrong to celebrate ten years when I was only here for less than half of them. I regret being a latecomer, not because I was ever made to feel unwelcome but because I missed the Golden Age - by the time I discovered the fandom it was already supposedly on an inevitable downward spiral, smaller and less enthusiastic and more factional. I don't know if any of these things were or are true, but whatever the case, I wasn't here when it started and - when it comes to the ten year

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Sep
19th
2020

downvotes · 10:19pm Sep 19th, 2020

For some reason, on August 23 and again on September 10, someone went through my entire story collection and hit downvote on (almost) everything without reading the stories.

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Jul
11th
2020

Hot new idea · 3:15pm Jul 11th, 2020

Every time someone begins a reply on a blog or tweet with the words "You DO realise that...", or ends with "I'll wait", they instantly get a splitting headache

Celestia, make it happen

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Jul
6th
2020

New story: a tale of Derpy · 10:54am Jul 6th, 2020

My fifteenth story!

ESeven of Cups, or, How Derpy Got her Groove Back
Derpy drowns her sorrows after getting some bad career news... but when one door closes, another opens.
The Cloptimist · 4.2k words  ·  50  1 · 772 views

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Jun
16th
2020

Grab Bag · 12:33pm Jun 16th, 2020

First off, Away had a really lovely review from The Red Parade over at My Little Reviews & Feedback!

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Jun
5th
2020

On Current Developments · 9:40pm Jun 5th, 2020

I was happier being blissfully unaware this site, and fandom, had Nazis in it. But it's better to know, I guess. Allow me (or Valerio) to say a few words:

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