I...I am a monument to all your sins...

I want nothing more than to bring a smile to your face with a light-hearted clopfic! If you want to bring a smile to mine, leave a comment!

I have no earthly clue what I'm doing.

Channeling insanity into entertaining tales since 2015-01-19.

A.K.A.: 8th-Sin "Unrelenting, both in texture and in fortitude."

I tend to focus on love and relationships, and what ponies would think of experiencing such a thing with a human. Throw money at me here https://www.patreon.com/captainanonymous

Stay awhile and listen... (Patreon) (Commissions)

I like 'em big. I do commissions! Check out my policy here.

Okay, I admit it, I'm probably not your mom. But odds are I'm old enough to be. Now with Patreon account (under alarajrogers) and short stories on Amazon (under Alara Rogers).

who me

Thanks for sticking with me, everyone! Support on Patreon, if you'd like!

Are you a Rebel?

I also write stories at http://forum.spacebattles.com

On the Sliding Scale Of Cynicism Vs. Idealism, I like to think of myself as being idyllically cynical. (Patreon, Ko-Fi.)

Particle Physics and Pony Fiction Experimentalist

All will bathe in the prettiest of flames. On a break from fim for a while.

The writing account of Deus Ex Equus.

A Little Nonsense Now And Then Is Relished By The Wisest Men.

Stories about: Feelings too complicated to describe, ponies

There are some things which you cannot do. There are some limits on even a Noble's actions. Never learn these limits. Never accept them. You are a Lord or Lady of this earth.

I like big ponies and I cannot lie.

Fimfic's own Twitch Whore. Catch me on stream!

TD writes and reviews pony fanfiction, and has a serious RariJack addiction. Send help and/or ponies.

I tried so far… and got so hard… but in the end, it didn't even matter at all. (Direct Support)

Eclectic observer of the odd, and the esoteric.

I just hope to entertain people with my fancy horse words. I always appreciate criticism.

We’ve got dents and we’ve got quirks, but it’s our flaws that make us work.

"When I get old, I am going to be: Rice. Frisco style." - Ed 2004

The one German who is lazy for real.

TittySparkles is pretty based, writes great porn that I can rub one off to on a weekly basis, and she has no problem telling societies leftie rejects to fuck off. - Anonymous

She/Her Guiding Humanity to a Better Future, The Unicorn Magical Girl, Guiding Passion <3 Open your heart to others, and embrace a better world!

Just a regular guy who loves writing wholesome stuff. =)

Come what may and test what will, I always find peace in some form of writing. Be it famous, hidden, or simply my own, it is and forever will be a sanctuary.

A fan-fiction author and game programmer that lives in Glendale, CA.

Stuff

Beneath the microscope, you contain galaxies.

What to say, what to say? Well I live in Utah, and I like Ponies, and Doctor Who, and Doctor Who combined with Ponies.