Pleasant dreams, but please don't sleep too long...

On the Sliding Scale Of Cynicism Vs. Idealism, I like to think of myself as being idyllically cynical. (Patreon, Ko-Fi.)

Lecturer by day, pony word peddler by night.

Hope you laughed or learned something.

Stories about: Feelings too complicated to describe, ponies

I'm the creator and lead developer of Fimfiction

Quoth the raven: "CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW" (Patreon)

I’m like a literary siren, feeding off the negative emotions of fictional characters. Patreon

Forget not that I am a derp.

I didn't write any of that.

I love reading Fan fiction, and sometimes, I like creating dramatic readings for them. :) http://www.youtube.com/user/thelostnarrator

BACK FROM THE DEAD!

time is a crime

space is a waste

Some weird person who writes stories about ponies. You should probably just ignore him.