“There are three things all wise men fear: the sea in storm, a night with no moon, and the anger of a gentle man.” - Patrick Rothfuss
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I make the angel's cream...AND THE DEVIL CRY!
Open for Art Commissions. I write gay romantic comedies with ponies now. Get off my back, MOM.
I just headbutt the keyboard till my ideas spill out into writing. Sometimes it works.
I think it'd be better if I just shut my mouth, cuz I hate how I look, how I sound.
"Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice. Pull down your pants and slide on the ice." ~ Dr. Sidney Freedman, M*A*S*H S3 Ep5
Quills and Sofas Writer, Comment Clubber, Professional Procrastinater, She/Her
Cars are still parked outside. If the rapture had happened, why was it unrecognizable? Why was the sky blue? Why did no one tell me? Do these things not announce themselves?
Prithee and well met, thou tempestuous witch of storms, to alight so delicately upon the jet streams of the cerulean sky. Welcome to Spirit Airlines.
Black Lives Matter. Good things are good, actually. I write about wizards and wizards' apprentices. 90% of prophecy is just pattern recognition.
Author and dramatic reader from YouTube. All your pony are belong to us.
Technical Writer from the U.S.A.'s Deep South. Writes horsewords and reviews. New reviews posted every other Thursday! Writing Motto: "Go Big or Go Home!"
Fanfiction masochist. :B She/they https://ko-fi.com/presentperfect
Hold your ground but do not be unkind. (Ponyphonic, "Shy Heart") He/him. Ponyfic Roundup reviews every Wednesday.
Author, former Royal Canterlot Library curator, and the (retired) reviewer at One Man's Pony Ramblings.